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Cleolinda Jones is the author of Movies in Fifteen Minutes; she has written many novels and might even finish one of them someday. A classy dame who knows what’s what, Cleo currently supervises the House of Bark, recaps when she is least expected, and maintains a howling vortex of delight on Tumblr. She is still blogging on Livejournal out of pure cussedness. Like a drifter, she was born to walk alone, but is available for podcasts.
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A friend once told me (while discussing wines & spirits) to learn about coffees too… " Because you’ll eventually need them, if / when you enjoy too much good spirits."How to be an Adult 201
This is the most beautiful post I’ve ever seen.
Things I learnt while doing a PhD in Literature.
Excellent. Absolutely excellent, and the very best part, the part where he nailed it because I could never get past all the rest, is identifying that we need to ask questions about John, about what is going on with men.
I agree with the above statement, we nee to start figuring out why men are hitting women, why are they raping women, and why a lot of them aren’t taking responsibility in it. You can have all of these women self defense classes and shit to get people to learn how to defend themselves from these acts but until you attack this at the root it’s just going to keep growing back.
I fucking love this guy so much omfg.
you know what i really want? f/f foe yay. let’s have some lady arch enemies with sexual tension so thick you could cut it with a knife. ladies who are way too obsessed with killing each other—like, completely beyond the bounds of practicality. epic, sprawling rivalries that leave devastation in their wake. women who hate each other so much, they might as well be in love.
The Girl Who Would Be King. Dewit.
For the people who’ve asked me about The Book Thief being made into a film, I will be posting the trailer in a matter of hours…I can’t wait for all of you to see it.
Here in Sydney it’ll be 2.30am, and if you think I won’t be up re-watching it, you can think again. I’ll be here.
I wrote my thesis on this book, have lectured and published articles about it. I have a lot of feels about a book thief movie.
@jjloa: “and Loki Laufeyson shall rule as Guest of Honor above all!” heh. @cleolinda, why so psychic? http://m15m.livejournal.com/23444.htmlTHOR: NO, BROTHER! THOU ART MY BROTHER, BROTHER!
LOKI: Soon, your precious Earth will be nothing but convention panels and cosplay as far as the eye can see, and Loki Laufeyson shall rule as Guest of Honor above all!
THOR: Brother—what dost thou mean by this?
LOKI: You will see.
Oh my God.